April 7 Gal

Today's blog goes out to Mel! My FF(Friend Forever)...not BFF though. Kena demoted la you...hahahahha

Well, I picked up a few songs to put here, but apparently I can't enter Youtube today(God, why have you forsaken me?). *Updated as of April 10 lol*


(Thanks to Thime for the awesome song, and to Mel for intro-ing me to the band lol)

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So, first thing's first! HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY-ay-ay-ay(Ala Rihanna)

Gawd, I was thinking of what to talk about since this morning when you told me to write this up...So, here's what just pops into my mind:

Boobs...hahah just kidding

Er, well this is the first year in like...3 or was it 4 years in a row where I've gotten you a present...and this time I can finally say, the best things in life are free right? O wait, the internet...electric for comp, monitor, light, battery for keyboard and mouse, house tax...oh god! This is the most expensive gift ever @_@

Meh, well I doubt there's much to say when a girl turns 19... Let's see, if I was a gal at 19 my life plans would be:

1. Get banged already(lol)
2. Get around 3 boyfriends already(Lol lol)
3. Name both my boobs(Squeeze & Me)[Felophle]
4. Get married when I hit 27ish(Since I'm a guy, I'd get married when I'm 28-30ish)
5. Kap chai day in and day out(Slut much? Hahahahah)

Nineteen...the last teenage year, Here's some advise from a guy who just hit puberty this year Mel:

Experiment. And by experiment, i mean try out EVERYTHING! Then when you get old(Haha, see you're not old NOW, you will grow old later...like maybe tomorrow =P), you can say..."Hey, remember all the stupid things we did when we were teenagers? I'm so glad I'm more mature now"

Try out something new everyday before you're too old to do all that stuff!

Agent Mertyle; Lethal Weapon 1,2,3,4
"I'm too old to do this sh*t"

Every time he says that, he still turns around and does some crazy-assed shit didn't he? So go out and rock the world!!

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K, enough of happy-and-on-drugs-Jon, now to reset myself a few years back...

Man, wish I went to KDU to suprise you today lol. That would be waay past awesome huh? And just a little bit stalkish *Gasp!*

I was thinking of getting you a shirt when I went to Mid Valley last week ya know? I saw this one that went like:

Buy-Sexual
Buy me things, and I'll be sexual

Hahahaha... you still wear the last shirt I gave you? Hopefully you're still small so can fit it ><

Driving already? I'll be driving after June... then maybe I can go lunching with you heehee

I still miss those times when we'd talk past 2am. We should talk more...

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*Kills emo Jon before it's too late*

Lol, k "I'm" back again. So... here's to you, the gal that started it all, the half a gun that made me a son of a gun(AK-47...cut the K-4, you get A-7, April 7 hahahah), Happy 19th Birthday Mel, may your dreams come true, and may you come in your true dreams *Snigger*

Love what you do, and do what you love kay?

Love, Jon :D

April's the Fool

Yay! Seem's like it's my 2nd birthday of the year ^^ Happy April Fool's folks!

Well, I can't lie really, this year's AF is really lame. (AF as in April Fools and Akademi Fantasia...lol just kidding bout the latter. It's ALWAYS lame)

Oh god...I can't think of shit to write, and pardon my french but...what i write is pretty much bullshit hahaha

Well, anyways~ It's the trials for us A level folk at Taylors...and what does Jon do during trials? Play more games, and just relek rite? =P

So...today was Chem 5..prac writing. I finished like 25 mins early...had nothing to do, so... I came up with a new J-tech!!!! Wootz!

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J-Tech : Work

My latest pickup line is pretty simple. Should be used when you wanna get to know someone's dreams and yet at the same time to a little subtle..(ok its not THAT subtle) flirting.

Situation goes like this:

J: So, what do you see me working as in the future?

G: *Blah blah blah* (Who cares what the girl says anyways right? We just want some poontang LOL)

J: *Laughs sarcastically at her lame job she's gonna give me* Well, to me... you look like you're gonna grow up to be my wife.

Rofl, well the wife part is of course...overdoing things. But you can throw in other things like a playboy bunny(U wanna say she's hawt), model(Cause you wanna say she's beautiful), etc.

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So that's the latest J-tech i came up with during Chem 5...hahhaha man Pure Math 3 tomorrow, this is gonna tie my ballsack like a monkey's fist knot!

Heeheee have an awesome April Fools peeps! Here's Jon saying...hastalabyebye...baby