Bubu

Haha was just thinking of good old(young...oh too young for me) Bubu...So kawaii XD

*Searches for pic to put...* NANI ATEH!!! All gone T_T... Lolx, well, it's pathetic to keep her pics anyways. Wahahahha.

So today's blog is gonna be aboot guys and what goes on in our heads about girls! Cuz by popular demand, da Love Guru is in da house! ^^

Act 1, Scene 1:
Guy sees hot girl. What goes on in his head? "Gosh she's pretty, would she ever consider dating me?" Would be whatcha thinking. And I wouldn't say it was wrong. Just inaccurate. Guys never think girls are just "Pretty" and stop there. My kind goes a bit further to say : "Hey! Nice rack and booty". Now thats being realistic. Now, with the dating thing, it's obviously not related to every single guy out there, but generally of course.

What about me you (didn't) ask? Whenever i see a hot girl...hmm, first thing that comes to mind is scanning her out. I'm pretty sure you folks know that Jonny reads tonnes of self-help books to not really help myself, but more to help spread the Jon empire of awesomeness...Of course =P

What do i scan? Only need 2 things. Body language and the people around her. Body language is quite hard to understand without much knowledge in the field, which is why i bought a book about it. Any1 wanna borrow? Lol. Generally, the kind of body language you're looking for is obviously someone who has a good posture. By good posture I don't mean the Ostrich(Walking with the boobies too far ahead of the body) or the Giraffe(Head looking too far ahead), a girl's just gotta be... a girl. Shoulders mid-way back, taking tiny strides and totally lookin cute ^^

Whether or not to approach is simple. How do we know if she's reclusive? Body language will tell it so obviously it's like a gigantic signboard hitting you in da crotch. Obviously the old "H&H" doesn't work here. What's the "H&H"? H&H stands for the Hand and Hair syndrome. Brushing of the hair, and touching your hand. That shows interest that men often consider as "Dam, she's rushy" which i consider as time to pop out the "Sorry, you're not my type" line. Lol. Just kidding. So what kinda girls are approachable? You gotta see the people she's hanging around with.

*Jon theory time*

Okay, we all know girls travel in packs. The normal numbers are 2,3-4 and 5+.

At 2, generally one girl is super pretty, and the other is...not so pretty. This is called the "Symbiosis of Prettiness" theory. It's more of a parasitic interaction where the pretty girl looks even MORE pretty because she's around a not-so-pretty girl.

At 3-4 girls, this is what we would call the "FAB Team". What's FAB? Full and Bitchy. Generally and i really mean oh-so-generally, girls that travel in packs of 3 or girls are often very very reclusive to themselves or else super outgoing with everyone. Those kinda girls either totally piss you off, or just make you wanna try to get close, but WAIT! There's so many of them. How do you approach them? See the problem now? That's why i gave them the FAB title. The bitchy part is obviously untrue, but sometimes, when you try your luck(Like me hahaha), you just get bitched outta the circle. So hey! My advise here for guys trying to approach this group is to simply play mind games. *Covered tomoro morning i guess*

Now, the 5+ group of girls are not very common, but it does happen occasionally and especially at parties. This is known as (Thanks from HIMUM) "The Cheerleader Effect". The cheerleader effect states that a group of women only seem hot, but only as a group. When each girl is taken individually...yuck. It is also known as "The Bridesmaid Paradox", "Sorority Girl Syndrome" and for a brief period during the 90's, "The Spice Girls Conspiracy"...and yes, Scary Spice...indeed.

*To be continued in da morning*

Marishka Hargitay to you,
Jon