April 7 Gal

Today's blog goes out to Mel! My FF(Friend Forever)...not BFF though. Kena demoted la you...hahahahha

Well, I picked up a few songs to put here, but apparently I can't enter Youtube today(God, why have you forsaken me?). *Updated as of April 10 lol*


(Thanks to Thime for the awesome song, and to Mel for intro-ing me to the band lol)

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So, first thing's first! HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY-ay-ay-ay(Ala Rihanna)

Gawd, I was thinking of what to talk about since this morning when you told me to write this up...So, here's what just pops into my mind:

Boobs...hahah just kidding

Er, well this is the first year in like...3 or was it 4 years in a row where I've gotten you a present...and this time I can finally say, the best things in life are free right? O wait, the internet...electric for comp, monitor, light, battery for keyboard and mouse, house tax...oh god! This is the most expensive gift ever @_@

Meh, well I doubt there's much to say when a girl turns 19... Let's see, if I was a gal at 19 my life plans would be:

1. Get banged already(lol)
2. Get around 3 boyfriends already(Lol lol)
3. Name both my boobs(Squeeze & Me)[Felophle]
4. Get married when I hit 27ish(Since I'm a guy, I'd get married when I'm 28-30ish)
5. Kap chai day in and day out(Slut much? Hahahahah)

Nineteen...the last teenage year, Here's some advise from a guy who just hit puberty this year Mel:

Experiment. And by experiment, i mean try out EVERYTHING! Then when you get old(Haha, see you're not old NOW, you will grow old later...like maybe tomorrow =P), you can say..."Hey, remember all the stupid things we did when we were teenagers? I'm so glad I'm more mature now"

Try out something new everyday before you're too old to do all that stuff!

Agent Mertyle; Lethal Weapon 1,2,3,4
"I'm too old to do this sh*t"

Every time he says that, he still turns around and does some crazy-assed shit didn't he? So go out and rock the world!!

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K, enough of happy-and-on-drugs-Jon, now to reset myself a few years back...

Man, wish I went to KDU to suprise you today lol. That would be waay past awesome huh? And just a little bit stalkish *Gasp!*

I was thinking of getting you a shirt when I went to Mid Valley last week ya know? I saw this one that went like:

Buy-Sexual
Buy me things, and I'll be sexual

Hahahaha... you still wear the last shirt I gave you? Hopefully you're still small so can fit it ><

Driving already? I'll be driving after June... then maybe I can go lunching with you heehee

I still miss those times when we'd talk past 2am. We should talk more...

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*Kills emo Jon before it's too late*

Lol, k "I'm" back again. So... here's to you, the gal that started it all, the half a gun that made me a son of a gun(AK-47...cut the K-4, you get A-7, April 7 hahahah), Happy 19th Birthday Mel, may your dreams come true, and may you come in your true dreams *Snigger*

Love what you do, and do what you love kay?

Love, Jon :D

April's the Fool

Yay! Seem's like it's my 2nd birthday of the year ^^ Happy April Fool's folks!

Well, I can't lie really, this year's AF is really lame. (AF as in April Fools and Akademi Fantasia...lol just kidding bout the latter. It's ALWAYS lame)

Oh god...I can't think of shit to write, and pardon my french but...what i write is pretty much bullshit hahaha

Well, anyways~ It's the trials for us A level folk at Taylors...and what does Jon do during trials? Play more games, and just relek rite? =P

So...today was Chem 5..prac writing. I finished like 25 mins early...had nothing to do, so... I came up with a new J-tech!!!! Wootz!

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J-Tech : Work

My latest pickup line is pretty simple. Should be used when you wanna get to know someone's dreams and yet at the same time to a little subtle..(ok its not THAT subtle) flirting.

Situation goes like this:

J: So, what do you see me working as in the future?

G: *Blah blah blah* (Who cares what the girl says anyways right? We just want some poontang LOL)

J: *Laughs sarcastically at her lame job she's gonna give me* Well, to me... you look like you're gonna grow up to be my wife.

Rofl, well the wife part is of course...overdoing things. But you can throw in other things like a playboy bunny(U wanna say she's hawt), model(Cause you wanna say she's beautiful), etc.

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So that's the latest J-tech i came up with during Chem 5...hahhaha man Pure Math 3 tomorrow, this is gonna tie my ballsack like a monkey's fist knot!

Heeheee have an awesome April Fools peeps! Here's Jon saying...hastalabyebye...baby

Catch up time!

These are my 2 best latest songs... which I'm listening to. Younha's a staple ear-diet for me ^^ Yael Naim...She's a wild card I got from my serend-ability =P

Oh God...I haven't touched me blog now have I!? It's like being revirginated. Gotta deflower it!!

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Time for some J-Techs(Jon Techs!)

Latest of the latest: The Come Test

This one's a cake to pull off and great fun for friends(Of opposite sex of course!)

Say you're fashionably late to whatever it is you're late for...Then you pull this line off: "Did you come early?"

Haha double meaning of double meanings *Wink wink*

2nd latest J-tech: The Kasut Gajah V2.0

Kasut gajah V1.0, is so old... I'm not gonna go near it. So here's Jon's version!

KG2 is pulled off best on a friend whom you think you'd wanna hook up with, or just want to know the current status of your relationship. Don't worry, it's so subtle that only crazy people like Jon would understand first hand.

How it's done? You first ask the person...If it's a girl and you're a guy... "If I was a gal, with the same character as I am now, and you're a guy do you think you'd fall for me?" and vice versa. But this technique is oh so risque. If they actually figure out what you're doing...you're fished.

But if they don't realise it, then there's 3 things that can happen.

1. They tell you how they honestly feel about you now as it is. JackSpot baby! You can do whatever you want here on end.

2. They tell you about what they'd like to change about you...as your alter ego of course *Wink* It's a good way to reinvent yourself in this manner. Then you could tell them what you think of them as a guy :P

3. You get a flat out..."No". Well, tough luck my brotha. Maybe get to know them a little bit more? Heh.

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Jon's Dicky!

Today's word : JackSpot

Originated from the term Jackpot and G-Spot. Highly influenced by the Tamil "Kaiepoderan" (To jack off) and also Jon... Lol

Definition : 1. A spot on which a man jacks off
2. Term for "hooray" moments
3. Cumshot stain(Lol)

Used in a sentence : "Jackspot!"

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Awesome bosom! Guess my work here is done... Frickin trials next week. What the hell man @_@. Wish I didnt have my comp to distract me(Hohoho what a lie)

Till next time mates~ Jon's saying..."Mon maitre, je vous consacre ma vie" and a simple good bye! ^^

The Minority Rule

Let's play a game of minds. It's called...The Minority Rule.

The rules of the game are simple, To play the game you'll "invest" 10 dollars as your bet. There can only be 10 players in 1 round of the minority rule. That makes a total pot money of 100 dollars to the winner.

The game starts off with 1 random contestant making up a Yes/No ONLY statement or question. All players will then cast their ballots to answer. Those who are with the minority move on. The majority looses. Simple isn't it?

Example of statement/question:
"I am a man"
"Is Jennifer Aniston hot?"
(Note: The answer doesn't have to be correct/true, as long as you're in the minority...you win)

Example of possible majorities:
First round - Possible majorities : 6-4,7-3,8-2,9-1
(Note:It is possible to win in the very first round itself)
Second round - Possible majorities : 3-1,2-1
(Note: If it ends up as a 1:1 final, the prize money is split in half)

In the case of a tie, a new question will be drafted by another player and a recasting of ballots will be done.

Note: You can form alliances, you can betray friends, you can do anything except change your answer.

When casting the ballot, you will sign your name with a "Yes" or "No" written on the paper and the date, which will be confirmed by an outsider judge. You may bribe the judge...If you can, but that would have you forge another person's signature. Good luck.

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Have fun with this gamble/mind game of mine ^^

69er Delta

Blog #69! Wow unbelievable @_@

This is gonna be a short one, so let me drop some awesome knowledge for the lassies out there,

"It's not in a man's nature to show affection unless you tell them to"

Lol, that's it =P

"Vous avez bien fait la preparation? Ca va etre amusant" - Have the preparations been
completed? This will be fun.

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Next blog is...The Minority Rule

The DL Syndrome

Today's blog goes out to all those who have their love ones across the seas, or even a 20 minute drive apart from each other. This one's for you Kit Kit!

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The DL Syndrome

First up, what's the DL stand for? It's called Digital Love! Just like the song! Get it? Haha

I think from that tiny little hint, you might get what I'm talking about...yeap, it's about LDRs(Long Distance Relationships) again.

"The distance is what keeps us apart, but it also keeps our hearts closer"

Such is the fickle thoughts of those in LDRs. But really, it's hope that drives those things. Not being able to hold the one you love in your arms is pretty much like not being able to breathe air. So what's the next best thing we can do to get closer?

SMS, email, calls, and many such other forms of communication... All digital.

In our modern era, it's kinda sad that no one goes to the post office to send handwritten letters or anything... It's all just at the push of a couple of buttons. Why is it so? Well, love is impatient when it isn't cherished. We can't wait for letters to arrive. Those just take too long don't they?

"The moment we see each other, those moments...I wish they'd last for eternity"

The DL syndrome is among the most dangerous syndromes among the many many out there based on the 2 main factors:

1. You forget what they look like over time.
Believe me you when I say pictures don't really say a thousand words. Over time, you try and fit that face you fell in love with into those pictures and yet, it just doesn't seem to "click". You're human...you'll forget them.

2. You're overly suspicious
Remember that digital love is really just that. In love with a digital presence. You're pretty much sms-ing to an answering machine which has the personality of the person you love. How'd you even know it's them sometimes? How can you trust them every single day?

Sorry to be pessimistic, but it's the truth, DL and LDRs are just a pain. Datte oreda(Believe me)

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Gomen for the rain on your 5588km parade Kit. Just need to knock some sense into you. If you read this anyways. Haha.

Eee! The Yin Yang post..really biting me in the butt. Shud never had it lined up. Grrr... O well, all in due time.

Till next time and Happy 3 Year Anniversary!!! WoooooW!

Happiness

Kim Dongwan feat. Younha - Promise MV


Sarah-neechan's song! Heehee

Today's blog is dedicated to those who got into Uni today and those who are emo-ish-ish.

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I remember the day in Form 5 when that crazy teacher came up and asked me, "What do you want in life?"

I replied : "Happiness"

Lawl, what a joke! But really, I do want happiness.

My whole life's about being happy really. I betcha there isn't a day where I'm not happy at all. To tell you the truth, I haven't cried in over 2 years. And I just can't seem to force myself to cry...even after chopping so many onions that day...haiz, my fingernails all yellow from the kunyit...*Sidetracked*

Er...back to topic... So what's happiness anyways?

From Bokura, "Happiness is like a warm cup of coco on a cold winter's day"
From Jon: "Happiness is like 3 girls all over your body sliding up and down totally naked"

Hahahahaahaahhahha...okay bad-good joke. Well, to me happiness is really like... something soft and cuddly and warm around you... hugging you. 95% chance it would be a girl, 2% chance a ghost, 2% chance family members and 1% chance of aliens trying to probe your anus.

My greatest idea of happiness?

Maybe it's lame, but I just wanna lie down on a grassy field with a soft breeze, starring at the clouds and just fall asleep. Doesn't really matter if I'm alone while doing it. But that's like...ultimate happiness in solitude.

People always say that the happiest day of your life is when you get married and you'd remember it for the rest of your life...I think it was the day I got my PlayStation! ROFL just kidding... Meh, who knows right?

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Sorry for the lame-o-ness of this blog... But i wanna go "study" aka, pwn noobs.

Ciao da maoz ^^